So...I am off in Greece for 3 weeks...work work work! I know, I know, most people would kill for this chance. I been here before and the last time I was down, it was a GREAT experience.
Seeing all the ruins (Acropolis, Theater, etc.), and imagining myself being there worshipping all the Gods and Goddesses, or better yet, people worshipping me because I was the Queen...ah...life! The last time I was here, I did manage to go island hopping, 3 to be exact, but mostly to the nearby islands (Poros, Hydra and damn I forgot the name).
Anyways, I was hoping that this time I get to go to my dream vacation spot 'Santorini'. But with luck NOT on my side, there isnt anymore flights to Santorini and if I really desperately want to go, I would have to take a 7hr ferry ride there...hell NO!
So, this weekend I killed time by hanging out at Monastiraki. This is where all the hip and happening cafe/restaurant/bars are. The best part is that the backdrop of the area is filled with beautiful scenery of the ruins. You can even see the Acropolis from there since it is situated at the top of the hill. Also, the best part is when you sit outside and just watch the people passing by. I have to say, a lot of very good looking Greeks, men and women!! Well, that is of cos if you are into dark haired and tanned people.In the evening, I ventured to a lesbian club. It was tough looking for the places on the internet. I took down 4 addresses, but I decided to visit two for the night. The 1st one is called Troll. I took a cab there and what a disappointment. The place has been torn down. I guess someone should UPDATE the website, hello!
So I tried to go to the other lesbian club. It is called Noiz, located at Eumolpidon 41 & Kostantinoupoleos (oposite Kanella restaurant), Gazi area. The best way to go there is by a cab...that is if the cab driver know where the hell it is. Funny actually...in Greece, you could just hail a cab from anywhere and the cab will stop in the middle of the road, even if it means that it is stopping traffic.
So I hailed for a cab, and he stopped...at the side of the road, but not really. So, some guy behind was shouting at him...of cos he shouted back with I am sure lots of foul words..the hillarious thing was that when he turned to me, his voice immediately changed, he was smiling and was polite. Wow, what a 180degrees change. It was like it never happened. So, I stepped into the cab and it took about 10minutes for him to ask me where I wanted to go. I wrote the address down and he was trying to pronounce the name over and over again but he doesnt get it. So eventually, he started driving and stopping other cab drivers for direction. Bear in mind that he is stopping at the middle of the road to ask for directions..
Eventually we made it. It was 11pm. I tried to enter the place but it was not opened yet. Apparently, I was super early. He said to come again at 11.30pm. I hung out at a bar opposite the club called Moshi Moshi. It is a gay friendly bar. Nice interior and the DJ was playing very relaxing music.
Come 11.45pm (trying not to be the 1st) and I headed to the club. There is a cover charge of 7euros but that entitles you to any free drink...I REPEAT, ANY! So get the most expensive one if you can..hehe... The interior isn't very impressive and the club isn't very big at all. It could fit maybe about 80-100 girls at one time.
It is quite darkly lit..but not to the extent where you would hit yourself on the face though. There are 2 bartendress. I started chatting up with one of them. She was really nice and not to mention cute too!! I was asking her about the other lesbian clubs around town. Apparently, Troll has closed down a year ago and another club that I went to the last time I was down (Perfume), has been closed for a few months too. Another club called Fairy Tale has also closed down. So now, there is only 2 clubs in town, NOiz and Onar (Elasidon 2 & Piraeos str., Gazi area). She told me that Onar is not really recommended unless I love Greek Music and Heavy Greek Ladies....wonder if she was just giving me the sales woman pitch or is it for real.
She later introduced me to the really cute and handsome waiter. He is sooo friendly. We both hit it off instantaneously. Anyways, the crowd only started to come in at about 1.30am, and that is the normal time cos it is summer time and people rather sit down and chat outdoor until sundown, rather than club indoor. Closing time is about 6am!!!
Most girls who hangout here are younger (about 18) to about 30 somethings...but mostly young crowd. I noticed that most greek girls are having longer hair, with make-up on and tight hugging clothes to show off their curve.. but still, that won't fool a trained eye...
Did I already mention that Greek girls are Goddesses!! And they really know how to party. The bartendress kept topping up my drinks for free and the waiter kept getting shots for me. By 3am, I was already super drunk!! The music is great. It is a combination of House, R&B and the obligatory Greek Music, but it wasn't so bad. Very good dancey tunes indeed.
The club was so GOOD that I went back the next day. But this time, I was smarter, I came at about 12.30pm. It was still not full though. I was starting to think that Saturday may not be a good day for clubbing. I was proven wrong. At about 2am, the place started filling up. It was more crowded than the day before. It was getting very uncomfortable to dance though. Especially since some girls got really drunk and started trashing around, thinking that it is a sexy way of dancing...I think. Got stepped on my feet a few times, got burnt on my arm by an idiot who didn't say sorry after her ciggies landed on my arm. She only shook her head. Dumbass!
Today, the bartendress who was working the day before has been replaced by a hotter bartendress. I didn't get a chance to talk to her though cos the place was too packed! The bartendress who was working came that night, but she was there to party. And BOY SHE DID!! She even did a Cayote Ugly Move..She danced on the bar..and she was gyrating her hips like Shakira. Good show indeed!
After dancing for a few hours, I started noticing a hot babe around the corner. Ok, there were a few hot babes...but this one caught my attention cos she looked like someone I knew. I inched my way towards her, trying to build up my courage while doing that. After 1/2 hr of inching, I finally was behind her. I tapped on her shoulders and introduced myself. She doesn't really speak English well. I asked her if I could dance with her. She pointed to the girl in front of her, 'She my girlfriend'. Wow, what an embarassing moment. The 1st time I gather enough balls to come up to someone to ask them to dance with me, and I get shot on the face..ewww...
To salvage my dignity, or whatever that is left, I introduced myself to her girlfriend. She was kind to me, but we didn't really talk, just a lot of awkward smiles. Oh well...can't blame a girl for trying. There were still more girls around...but I didn't dare venture my luck anymore. Afterall, I got enough ego bruising to attend to. Ouch!
By 5am, I got really tired and since they were starting to play more and more greek music, I decided to Greek out. And the worst part was that while I was saying goodbye to the bartendress and waiter, someone grabbed me from the back on my waist and wished me goodnite. I turned and saw a straight looking asian girl staring back at me. I could have stayed and tried out my luck, but I decided to play cool and smile and said goodnite to her. And now, I am banging my head against the keyboard while typing this out!!
All in all, Noiz rating:
Ambience ***
Music ***1/2
Service ****
Price ***1/2
Girls ****1/2
